Twilight, Out for the Count

When I was a kid, I knew of maybe two vampires, Dracula and The Count
Dracula scared they shit out of me, that was his job.

The Count was a muppet and all he had to do was teach me how to count.
He was the vampire everyone liked

Now... ehhh everyone love vampires an they don't count to 10 anymore. They turn to diamonds in the sun.

I don't get this emo vampire bullshit and neither does Deviantart user poopbear who created the image below.


1. Punch to the Jaw ah ha ha
2 Teeth knocked out ah ha ha
etc
etc

In conclusion, The Count rules and Twilight can suck on balls.