Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Abridged Script

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Not seen this film yet, but... im not sure i want to now :)

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars: The Abridged Script



FADE IN:

EXT. SPACE

The movie begins. Instead of the traditional ‘STAR WARS’ logo disappearing into the distance, we see a modernized ‘CLONE WARS’ logo.

AUDIENCE

What …

Instead of the classic Star Wars theme, we hear a remix of the theme.

AUDIENCE

… The …

Instead of an opening text crawl, we are treated to a cheesy NARRATOR that sounds like the guy doing the propaganda ads for STARSHIP TROOPERS talking over overly stylized ANIMATION.

AUDIENCE

… Fuck?!?

JABBA THE HUTT’S UNCLE is an offensive homosexual stereotype.

AUDIENCE

FUCK THE SHIT RIGHT OUT OF THIS.

The AUDIENCE leaves to go watch THE DARK KNIGHT again.

END

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

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My favourite time of year is approaching, Halloween, ive always liked this holiday but in last 6 or so years have embraced its brilliance

This year gay limerick is trying to make it a little bit more... fantastic,We are putting on a screening of rocky horror picture show on the 30th in the The Coffee Dock in leamy house, should be a great night so come along... oh and its free

so here is something to get people in the mood



Saturday, October 11, 2008

How to Improve the 80s

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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

So here it comes....

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Only yesterday i said i'd never found a decent fan made music video for Dr Who that WASN'T all about The Doctor and Rose..... i wasnt looking hard enough it seems




Is it also wrong that i REALLY like this song?