Monday, May 24, 2010

New Adventure In Fragrance

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Monday mornings mean new Haunty Beor video.
This one is a little different, but still has me giggling.
She still loves those pickles.... the little bastids.



Also something tells me "Guido" isn't gonna be the sorta perfume you could give on Mother's day.

Btw... loving the voice over guy hehe

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Lady Gaga is a Power Rangers Villan

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I guess it kinda seems plausible.
After all the the pictures dont lie.
And she does have a load of monsters...


Something to think about

Monday, May 17, 2010

Ouch My Hairs Stuck In The Door

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I have found a reason to enjoy Monday mornings, for it now seems to bring a hilarity in the form of a new Haunty Beor video.



Screw it! is now my phrase of the day

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Imperial Walker Bed

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Some people have the coolest dads.
I think I would have shit if i was presented with something like this when I was a kid.
Dont get me wrong the ewok figures I got were given with as much love.... just i fricken hated ewoks.... DAMN YOU LUCAS AND YOUR CUTESTY FRICKIN ALIENS!!!!

Star Wars Bed Gallery

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Any ways, the story goes:

I built the triple bunk bed for my mother's new home to be used by my son, and nephews. My mother moved into a small home without much of a yard and was looking for a creative way to entertain the grandchildren while at the same time solving the problem of limited sleeping space and limited square footage. The beds could, however, take advantage of her 10 foot ceilings.

I've always been a big Star Wars fan and was looking for a subject that made sense for this design. A Walker already had four legs and it seemed an obvious choice to base my design on. I wanted it to look as real as possible. In order to accomplish movement, I made the bunk beds appear to be walking. I also made several additions to the beds, for example a complete Hoth lego display case on the second level as well as additional areas for the kids to play and climb.

When I started the project I had to solve the problem of skewing the scale of the model to suit the needs of three beds and also had to figure out a way to make the entire design modular in concept. I never intended it to be quite so detailed but this aspect took on a life of its own as I began to build it.

I live in a town home in Carmel Indiana and have always had a modest wood shop. It's composed of compound sliding saw, a few sanders, a drill press, router, cnc router, and a few saws and sanders from
Festool. I worked on the project two days a week from the end of September 2009 until its completion in February 2010. I would guess I had somewhere between 300-400 hours by the time the sanding and
painting was complete. It received quite a bit of attention from friends and neighbors during the end of its time in my garage. After its completion it was taken apart and transported to my mother's house in Ohio and it took approximately two men two hours to first take it apart and then an additional two hours to put it back together.



Now that's hardcore

Not so Magic Roundabout

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Possibly inebriated German chaps + a playground roundabout + a motorcycle = Inevitability.



and the say Germans have no sense of humour.....

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Alarming

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Evil EVIL practical joke this, But also devilishly fantastic.

Who knew a car alarm and a case for Microsoft office could bring you such joy.



Via WoW

Monday, May 10, 2010

Get Haunty, Get Wild

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Loving this video that's making the rounds of Limerick today.
Genius comedic character, seriously made me laugh.
Oh and it has one of the greatest cameo appearances ever!



I love the "I love these little basterds" line.
I wonder how long it will be till I overhear some one say Genuine Original Walking Legend.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

When 30,000 feet you reach, look as good you will not.

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Its a cloud that looks like Yoda, how can that not be awesome?

yoda_cloud


Saturday, May 8, 2010

Cyborgs

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Which movie cyborg brought in the most money? Are you more likely to be turned into a cyborg by the military, or an evil corporation? A new infographic about cyborgs on television and movies reveals all!

Cyborgs in the Cinema

and in other news I'm back to having a working laptop and an Internet connection again, so the blogging will resume from here on.

Monday, April 26, 2010

The Simpsons Did It...

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I haven't watched the Simpsons with any regularity in about 5 years, the quality has just gone completely down hill in my opinion.

Apparently or so I've been told that every so often they do actually have a "good" episode.

The episode that aired last night The Squirt and the Whale sounds poor and reads like one of those boring eco lisa episodes.

That said, there seems to have been one small moment of greatness in last nights episode, it was a 2 second black board gag.



A gesture of support for Matt & Trey from Matt Groening, well... in some areas. In some parts of America the line is replaced with "Je ne suis pas français". Guess some FOX affiliates are just that scared.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Backpacks aren't actually people!!!

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The Canadian National Post really do know how to get a subtle message across.
They created a set of printable subway etiquette posters for the Toronto Transit Commission, where, apparently, people don't know any better.



I think that poster can apply quiet easily to the Irish public transport system as well.
If you would like to print out your own copy of this poster you can find them here.

Also, spot the name of the journalist who wrote that article National Post.

I SWEAR I wasn't googling my own name.Honest

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Satellite Car Chase

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Funky little video created using Google Maps

Reminds me of the original GTA with super improved grapics




From Honest Directors

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Iron Man Knocks Hugh Grant Out

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I was kinda disappointed this isn't a clip from the new Iron Man 2 film, because if it was EVERYONE would go see this film.
Fantastic work by it creator.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Interactive Iron Man Trailer

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Another Iron Man 2 Trailer, This time Jon Favreau gives us something a little bit different. Very clever and has some hidden clips of new footage and promo shots

Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane to make R-Rated Comedy about a Teddy Bear

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Universal Pictures has acquired the rights to a $65 million budget R-Rated comedy called Ted. The script for the film was co-written by Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild. The comedy will be directed by MacFarlane, which will make Ted his first feature film.

The movie is described as a hard ‘R’ comedy about a man and his teddy bear. The movie will be a mix of live action and CGI. MacFarlane will also co-star and provide the voice for the CG-generated title character Ted.

The film is scheduled to go into production sometime this year. MacFarlane’s time is already stretched pretty thin with his work on Family Guy, The Cleveland Show and American Dad.

Fox actually had first dibs on the Ted film, but passed it up because of its R-rating.

How will this film turn out?
Well I'm sure he will just apply the now famous, tried an tested Seth Macfarlane's creative process
There will be a 33% chance it will be utter horseshite then.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Doctor Who regeneration was 'modelled on LSD trips'

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From The BBC

Doctor Who's regenerations were modelled on bad LSD trips, internal BBC memos have revealed.




The Doctor's transformations were meant to convey the "hell and dank horror" of the hallucinogenic drug, according to papers published on the BBC Archive.

Regenerations were introduced in 1966 to allow writers to replace the lead actor. New Doctor Matt Smith is the 11th Time Lord.

The papers also reveal the difficulties of bedding in a new Doctor.

In an internal memo dating from 1966, producers outlined how the original Doctor, William Hartnell, would be transformed for his successor Patrick Troughton.

The whole idea of regenerating the Doctor was a flash of genius that's kept Doctor Who fresh

It also tackled the "horrifying experience" of the regeneration.

"The metaphysical change... is a horrifying experience - an experience in which he relives some of the most unendurable moments of his long life, including the galactic war," it said.

"It is as if he has had the LSD drug and instead of experiencing the kicks, he has the hell and dank horror which can be its effect," the memo added.

Discussing his appearance, the document stated: "His hair is wild and his clothes look rather worse for wear (this is a legacy from the metaphysical change which took place in the Tardis)."


The documents also reveal how new Doctors have faced hostility from viewers.

Some members of the audience felt Troughton "exaggerated the part".
William Hartnell as the first Doctor


"Once a brilliant but eccentric scientist, he now comes over as a half-witted clown," said one viewer.

Another told the BBC's Audience Research Department: "I'm not sure that I really like his portrayal - I feel the part is exaggerated - whimsical even - I keep expecting him to take a great watch out of his pocket and mutter about being late like Alice's White Rabbit."

His successor Jon Pertwee fared a little better in 1970, although a research report following his first appearance declared: "Reaction to this first episode of the new Dr Who series can hardly be described as enthusiastic."

Tom Baker's debut also drew much criticism.

"General opinion was that the new Doctor Who is a loony - he is an eccentric always, but the way it was presented made him stupid," said one viewer.


And in 1984, Colin Baker proved to be a turn-off, with one viewer finding him "too stern" and another "too aggressive".

Reaction to Sylvester McCoy's debut in 1987 was even worse. His "approval rating" was considerably lower than Colin Baker's, although the reception given to his sidekick Mel, played by Bonnie Langford, was worse.

Roly Keating, the BBC's director for archive content, said: "The whole idea of regenerating the Doctor was a flash of genius that's kept Doctor Who fresh and exciting for 47 years now.

"As we welcome Matt Smith and Karen Gillan into the Tardis, it's the perfect moment to remember his predecessors and also to celebrate the work of the BBC Archive in preserving these documents and photographs for future generations."

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Interesting snippet from the BBC about the concept of regeneration and the reaction some fans had to the new Doctor, I kinda would have liked if the had some comments regarding the 3 newest Doctors. Oh well i guess this is what happens on a quiet news day.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Victory of the Daleks

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Trailer for next weeks show.



Daleks again? Does anyone else find when the Doctors greatest enemy keeps showing up every season (sometimes twice) only to be defeated every time, it takes away from the threat they supposedly impose?

As the Doctor himself said "They keep coming back while I lose everything"
I mean they have been wiped from existence on 3 different occasions, maybe its time to leave them dead for a few years. This is their 6th story in 5 years since new Who returned. In the old series it took 14 years to have last 6 Dalek stories.

Just don't over use something fantastic, That's all I'm saying.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Lube Up!!!

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Go on, look at that advert for Manix Lube.
Seems innocent enough right?
Look again, see how long it takes to "sink in"



*add manix lube to shopping list*

And yes... they are a real company

Beast Below

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Still recovering from last weeks season opener?
Eleventh hour really did set aside many of my fears that I had about new Dr. Who.
Matt Smith, i think i shall grow to like him, new theme and intro sequence.. Throw it in the fire!! fire is the cleanser!

Anyway, here is the Trailer for THE BEAST BELOW

Friday, April 2, 2010

Remake The A-Team

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80's TV show's remakes... Seem to be all the rage these days, and it’s no surprise really. All the people who grew up watching them and loved them are now all writers, directors and producers, "fans" if you will. However the very very rarely seem to be able to capture the essence of the originals. Whys is this? Well maybe it’s because the original shows are about 25 - 30 years old now. They are defined by the era they came from and the fact they were part of our childhood. When they are pushed forth into this decade they seem out of place, alien almost. It is then you realised that part of your childhood has been tarnished forever. (Fuck you Michael Bay!!)

Sometimes 80's TV show should remain in the 80's it’s as simple as, apart from the reboot of Battlestar Galetica I can't think of any other TV show or film that has bridged the generational gap as it were.

Knight Rider, Bionic Woman, Transformers all came along, looked amazing and yet didn't capture the timeless quality of the originals.

If you look at the up and coming remakes and reboots there are plans for T.J HOOKER, MACGYVER, THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO and THE A-TEAM.

Now of all of these THE A-TEAM is the one with the closest release date, promo photos and trailers have been released. How does it look? Well the new trailer is featured below.




Of course it looks daft; the scene with the tank is preposterous but... Isn't that what the A-Team was all about? They got out of situations using the most ridiculous plans. As long as they were captured or holed up somewhere where there was a toolbox and a welding torch, they could fabricate a tank from a mini or a machine gun from an umbrella.

Its got the quips, the insane plans, hell I think it may even have "The Jazz". Exactly what is needed in this film to make it work.

Tell me you didn't get a smile on your face when you heard those 1st few note of the theme tune, nod knowingly when BA said he wasn't getting on the plane or have a little squeeeee moment when you saw that van fly into the screen? Of course you did, because they are the quintessential parts of what makes up the A-Team from your childhood.



I don't think this film is going to be great, I'm not sure if it will even fuck up another childhood memory, but it may just be fun. It’s going for over the top, bigger than life characters. THAT'S what the A-Team was all about.