Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

You gotta love The Onion News Network, In many ways the TRUEST news network out there.



"When we return we'll look at live footage of a car chase taken from a helicopter and free-associate about what's going on."

VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

VH1 really should take care when transporting such dangerous materials





Brian, Stay safe out there an dont fuck any of those sluts